But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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