chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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