Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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