Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
