Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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