so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Bring me that man meat
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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