fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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