fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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