Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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