brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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