susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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