Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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