you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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