I got chris browned last night
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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