New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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