Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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