im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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