Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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