You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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