1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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