I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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