I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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