R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
it wasn't lemon gatorade
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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