Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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