If that was your dad, he is hot
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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