The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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