Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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