omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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