But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
This house was built for laser tag.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I stole a fireplace last night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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