She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
