Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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