we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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