what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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