i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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