Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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