Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
