No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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