Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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