That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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