big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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