i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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