I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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