He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
