sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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