Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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