No stitches, just platelets and will power
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
