Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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