Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
being pregnant is like rehab
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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