Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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