So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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