I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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