He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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