problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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