It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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