Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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