i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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