hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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